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Post by Doctor Inferno on Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:16 am

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is

There is only one success; to be able to spend your life in your own way.

No matter how qualified you are, you wont reach a better life until you imagine it.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

2 is not equal to 3 - not even for very large values of 2.

The difference between style and fashion is quality.

The only time you mustnt fail is the last time you try.

Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making them a second time.

You cant have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it.


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Post by Agent Cosmic on Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:53 am

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway




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Post by Doctor Inferno on Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:49 pm

I bet you I could stop gambling.

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?

Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.

Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.


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Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:27 am

Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.

I had amnesia once - maybe twice.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.


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Post by Doctor Inferno on Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:14 pm

Whenever you feel lost and alone, always remember your calculator is something you can count on.
Half the people in the world are below average.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?


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Post by Doctor Inferno on Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:51 pm

Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?
Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Be nice to your kids: they'll choose your nursing home.
I was only looking at your nametag, honest!
Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do.
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Somebody who knows how will always have a job. Working for someone who knows why.
Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.


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Post by bongring on Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:20 am

"everyone else is afraid of losing, but i'm afraid of Cockroach"

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Post by Doctor Inferno on Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:03 am

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning
Half of the people in the world are below average
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals
I can resist everything except temptation
To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
The shortest distance between two points is under construction
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
Hermits have no peer pressure
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets


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Post by Kirbie on Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:16 am

I think that this quote is highly fitting for the Volunteers on this site, because you don't have to do what you do...BUT YOU DO! Thank You!



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Post by Doctor Inferno on Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:26 am

Pretty darn awesome quote you got there. :smile2:


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Post by Kirbie on Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:23 pm

A very wise man put me on to it... :smile2:

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