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Post by Doctor Inferno on 5th June 2008, 4:27 am

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You aren't wealthy until you posses something money can't buy.
This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
Dream as if u will live forever. Live as if you will die today
Life is not about finding yourself, it is about creating yourself.
Practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, so why practice?
People are not disturbed by things, but by the view they take of them.
I don't need to "get a life". I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives!
Linux is like a teepee: no windows; no gates; Apache inside
The problem lies between keyboard and chair
perfection is a trip, not a destination.
When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I ove you, I'm afraid of losing you.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
I don't jump high, I fly low
Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one.
Nobody will believe in you unless you believe in yourself.
Everything is possible, Impossible just takes a little longer.
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.
I'm not beautiful like you. I'm beautiful like me.
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told hey are loved.
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
There Are 3 Types of People, Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't.
Whoever said that its not about winning that counts, probably lost.
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either.
Follow your dreams, but wake up first!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Whether forecast for tonight: Dark.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. All my base Are belong to you.
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
"When your life is in darkness, pray to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please pay the electricity bill."
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
I would love to change the world, but they wont give me the source code.
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: its twice as big as it needs to be.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Of all the things i have lost, i miss my mind the most
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
I hope life isnt a joke, because I dont get it.
It doesnt matter you won first place , its how you beat the guy in second place.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
My ambition is to live forever - so far, so good!
Roses are red Violets are blue, Use Google It's better than Yahoo!
There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
I would love to change the world, but they wont give me the source code
My Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
We live in a funny nation, where Pizza reaches home faster than the Ambulance or police.
Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
I speak two languages, Body and English.
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
Don't open the darkroom door, it lets all the dark out.
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
I can handle pain until it hurts.
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
mistakes are the risk we didn't take.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Life is a terminal disease.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything!
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Cheap guitar for sale....... No strings attached.
Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
Better late than really late.
Be safety concious, 80% of people are caused by accidents
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Don't argue with a fool, the spectators can't really tell the difference.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.
If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.
Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Every student can learn, just not on the same day, or the same way.
Live for nothing, die for something.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
Give a jackass an education and you will get a smartass.
Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Most people fail in life because they major in minor things.
Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.
People living deeply have no fear of death.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Power doesn't corrupt people. People corrupt power.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass. Its about learning to dance in the rain
Action may not always bring happiness but there is no happiness without action.
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
The future will be better tomorrow.
The best things in life aren't things.
The only certain thing in life is death.
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
Always forgive your enemies -- nothing annoys them so much.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
If youre too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
You were looking good from afar.. now youre far from looking good.
I like you. People say Ive got no taste, but I like you.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Im not too sure.
Speeding doesn't kill you. Instant stopping does.
There is two things you should never run after... a woman and a bus, there is always another one coming
Winners Never Quit and Quitters Never Win!
Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity
Expensive things are not cheap
What's the speed of dark?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
A good friend sees the first tear, catches the second and stops the third.
A lawyer knows the law, a good lawyer knows the judge.
A helping hand is no father than at the end of your sleeve.
Ugly is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Ever stop to think and forgot to start again?
Everyone complaints about memory, but no one complaints about intelligence.
Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it.
Motivation alone is not enough. If you have an idiot and you motivate him, now you have a motivated idiot.
Gravity doesn't exist, the Earth sucks.
Make war, not sex. It's safer!
Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?
The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is they day they start making vacuum cleaners.
God, why did you make the evidence for you existence so insufficient?
I don't break rules, I merely test their elasticity.
Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is
There is only one success; to be able to spend your life in your own way.
No matter how qualified you are, you wont reach a better life until you imagine it.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
2 is not equal to 3 - not even for very large values of 2.
The difference between style and fashion is quality.
The only time you mustnt fail is the last time you try.
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making them a second time.
You cant have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it.
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?
Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.
There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.
I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Whenever you feel lost and alone, always remember your calculator is something you can count on.
Half the people in the world are below average.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?
Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Be nice to your kids: they'll choose your nursing home.
I was only looking at your nametag, honest!
Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do.
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Somebody who knows how will always have a job. Working for someone who knows why.
Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning
Half of the people in the world are below average
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals
I can resist everything except temptation
To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
The shortest distance between two points is under construction
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
Hermits have no peer pressure
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets


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Re: Quotes

Post by crabman on 5th June 2008, 4:37 am

this one is nice:

You aren't wealthy until you posses something money can't buy.

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Post by xpreetzo on 2nd July 2008, 10:39 am

nice quotes Right On!

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Post by TeReX on 2nd July 2008, 1:54 pm

I've got one:

Life is not about finding yourself, it is about creating yourself.

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Post by hairyboy on 7th July 2008, 6:14 am

Nice.

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Post by Bestiie on 7th July 2008, 2:23 pm

Practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, so why practice?

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Post by fatguy on 7th July 2008, 11:03 pm

@Bestiie wrote:Practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, so why practice?

LOL! That's the best quote ever

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Post by rattakua on 7th July 2008, 11:07 pm

@fatguy wrote:
@Bestiie wrote:Practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, so why practice?

LOL! That's the best quote ever

well said.


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Post by ThunderBluff on 10th July 2008, 12:28 pm

money is nothing but merely a tool to buy something useful, so those without money just steal!

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Post by fatguy on 10th July 2008, 10:56 pm

@ThunderBluff wrote:money is nothing but merely a tool to buy something useful, so those without money just steal!

sounds very much like you made it up lol.

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Post by ThunderBluff on 11th July 2008, 6:45 am

quoted from my textbook! XD

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Post by Chosen1 on 12th July 2008, 12:51 am

Randomness, it makes the world random.


Ok, i made that one up.

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Post by tryer on 13th July 2008, 12:53 pm

@Chosen1 wrote:Randomness, it makes the world random.


Ok, i made that one up.

quite true actually...

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Post by winter-kill_123 on 15th July 2008, 11:37 pm

Nice quotes guys.

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Post by Digitalocksmith on 15th July 2008, 11:43 pm

People are not disturbed by things, but by the view they take
of them.

~ Epictetus (55 A.D. - 135 A.D.)



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Post by Doctor Inferno on 20th July 2008, 10:49 am

I dont need to "get a life". I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives !


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Post by rattakua on 20th July 2008, 11:11 am

lol nice one doc.


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Post by Digitalocksmith on 22nd July 2008, 5:10 pm

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.



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Post by Digitalocksmith on 31st July 2008, 1:06 pm

Linux is like a teepee: no windows; no gates; Apache inside

The problem lies between keyboard and chair

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding

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Post by Doctor Inferno on 31st July 2008, 1:08 pm

@Digitalocksmith wrote:
The problem lies between keyboard and chair

Ahahaha

I've got one:

perfection is a trip, not a destination.


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Post by Agent Cosmic on 5th August 2008, 10:49 am

When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.




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Post by Doctor Inferno on 6th August 2008, 9:52 am

Agent wrote:When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.

True! :victory:

I got one here:

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. Right On!


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Post by Nazzgull on 6th August 2008, 9:56 am

!Raven! I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
!Raven! It said my password wasn't long enough.

Hahahah. I found this on Quote Database LMBO or ROFL



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Post by Albert on 7th August 2008, 5:08 am

Jesus meek and humble of heart, make our hearts like unto thine.



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Post by Doctor Inferno on 8th August 2008, 7:39 am

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)




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Post by Doctor Inferno on 14th August 2008, 10:49 am

Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one.
- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965)

Nobody will believe in you unless you believe in yourself.
- Liberace (1919 - 1987)


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Post by Doctor Inferno on 16th August 2008, 8:14 am

Everything is possible, Impossible just takes a little longer.


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Post by Doctor Inferno on 8th October 2008, 9:16 am

Albert Einstein
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.

Jean Rostand
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.

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I'm not beautiful like you. I'm beautiful like me.

Theodor Seuss Geisel
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

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We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.

Jim Horning.
Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.


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Post by Agent Cosmic on 8th October 2008, 9:37 am

Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.

I like this.




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Post by Albert on 23rd October 2008, 10:45 am

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.



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Post by ongchintak on 23rd October 2008, 12:29 pm

lol that is pure contrdiction

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Post by Doctor Inferno on 27th November 2008, 3:57 am

There Are 3 Types of People, Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't.


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Post by Hotdogs on 27th November 2008, 1:44 pm

A personal favourite:

'Whoever said that its not about winning that counts, probably lost.'

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Post by Jerry Parnell on 27th November 2008, 5:36 pm

ME!!!
You cannot find innocents without love. You cannot find love without innocents. My Point, if you cannot love, you are not innocent.


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Post by Hotdogs on 27th November 2008, 10:39 pm

I don't drink, I don't swear, I don't smoke.
Oh S***! I left my ciggies at the pub!

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Post by Sir $wat on 28th November 2008, 12:43 am

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile,she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."



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Post by Hotdogs on 28th November 2008, 8:56 am

Hahahaha! Nice one SS! Smile

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


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Post by Agent Cosmic on 29th November 2008, 2:43 am

Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either.




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Post by Sir $wat on 29th November 2008, 3:13 am

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

nice one...

Give me a fish and i'll eat 2night, teach me how to fish and i'll eat forever....



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Another nice one:


Follow your dreams, but wake up first!


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Post by TeReX on 2nd December 2008, 3:54 am

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.




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Post by zaviershk on 4th December 2008, 7:22 am

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson


RAW!!

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Post by Doctor Inferno on 8th December 2008, 10:47 am

Whether forecast for tonight: dark.


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Post by techy on 8th December 2008, 8:42 pm

very well said Right On!


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Post by Agent Cosmic on 12th December 2008, 2:00 am

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch




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Post by Doctor Inferno on 19th December 2008, 4:23 am

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.


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Post by darkagn on 31st December 2008, 2:56 am

President George W Bush:

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002




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Post by ocean.bluex on 31st December 2008, 3:51 am

haha lol... great quotes you guys got there

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