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Little Boy vs Little Girl

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Little Boy vs Little Girl

Post by Agent Cosmic on Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:55 am

A little boy and a little girl, both about six, are playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farted, causing a little sand between his legs to shift.

She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that," she asks.

"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."

"Can I try it," she asks?

"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."

So she strains, and concentrates, and grunts. Suddenly, there's a terrible explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out.

The little boy rolls up the hill, he finds himself upside down against a tree. He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the little girl is out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle.

He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I thought, dual exhaust."




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Re: Little Boy vs Little Girl

Post by Digitalocksmith on Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:26 am

LMBO or ROFL



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Re: Little Boy vs Little Girl

Post by Chosen1 on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:47 am

LOL! nice one! LMBO or ROFL

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Re: Little Boy vs Little Girl

Post by rattakua on Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:06 am

dual exhaust LMBO or ROFL

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Re: Little Boy vs Little Girl

Post by TeReX on Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:22 am

Haha! LOL Banner

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Re: Little Boy vs Little Girl

Post by gloriafairy on Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:52 am

LOL!

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Re: Little Boy vs Little Girl

Post by Sir $wat on Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:38 am

lmao.... dual exhaust...

gotto tell that 1...




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Re: Little Boy vs Little Girl

Post by AuroraRange on Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:31 pm

i rolled with my arss off>.>



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Re: Little Boy vs Little Girl

Post by zaviershk on Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:49 pm

HaHaHa! LMBO or ROFL


RAW!!

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