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Tech Support Jokes

Post by Agent Cosmic on 31st May 2008, 1:29 pm

Some tech support jokes.

1]
Code:
Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

2]
Code:
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

3]
Code:
Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

4]
Code:
Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can
you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech Support: "Years of training..."




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Re: Tech Support Jokes

Post by TeReX on 12th November 2008, 8:26 am

Ha! LOL Banner

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Re: Tech Support Jokes

Post by Digitalocksmith on 12th November 2008, 11:47 pm

Hehe.

Wouldnt suprise me if these are actual extracts of real conversations!

I have had some real 'crackers' in my time.....

I once had a client who was fully convinced that a virus lived in his monitor so he went out and bought a new one! lol



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Re: Tech Support Jokes

Post by Belahzur on 13th November 2008, 12:29 am

Haha Digital.
I got a nut last night, trying t help. And because of how one of our tools is coded, the user thought I gave them a virus.
Go figure. Annoyed or Unimpress


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Re: Tech Support Jokes

Post by Sir $wat on 13th November 2008, 12:36 am

last one was the best...



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Re: Tech Support Jokes

Post by AuroraRange on 13th November 2008, 4:33 pm

maybe his first day of using a computer



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Re: Tech Support Jokes

Post by Messedup_xx on 17th November 2008, 3:57 am

LOL. Ahahaha

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