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Like a Baby

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:57 am

A young couple set out for Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they had not been too intimate, she explained, was because she was ashamed of being very flat-chested.
"If you want to cancel the wedding, then I'll understand," she said.
The guy remarked: "I don't mind that you're flat. Sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway."
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also had a confession to make. The reason that they had not been too intimate, he explained, was because he was like a baby below the waist.
"I don't mind that youíre like a baby below the waist," she said: "Sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway."
So the happy couple went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes. True to her word, she was as flat as a washboard. Then, the guy took off his clothes. After one glance at his naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.
When she regained consciousness, the guy said: "I told you before we got married, so why were you so surprised?"
"You told me it was just like a baby." The girl said.
The guy replied: "It is! Itís 8 pounds and 21 inches long!"




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Re: Like a Baby

Post by SDiioo on Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:23 am

lol nice joke.

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