Oh My God!

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Oh My God!

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:57 am

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room,
people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room,
everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room,
people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four
men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."




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