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Would you get married again?

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Would you get married again?

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri May 09, 2008 3:18 am

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading
when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would
you get married again?

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good times.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed'

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: 'Crap'


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Re: Would you get married again?

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sat May 10, 2008 5:55 am

Oww... he just let the cat out of the bag.




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