Fat lady and a mirror joke... plus teacher joke

Once upon a time thare was a fat lady.
She had magical mirror and she asked:
- Mirror, mirror on the wall, who in the land is fairest of all?
Then the mirror face appeared and have spoken:
- I can't see until you move...
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Once a teacher asked kids to write essay about being a boss...
Everyone was writing but a one of them didn't.
- Why don't you write? - She asked.
- I'm waiting for my secretary - he answered.

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