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Swallow a Whale

Post by Doctor Inferno on 23rd September 2009, 1:00 pm

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it is physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.


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Re: Swallow a Whale

Post by Sir $wat on 29th September 2009, 12:45 pm

hahaahha.... this is simple n nice



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Re: Swallow a Whale

Post by tarzan on 1st October 2009, 9:10 am

ha ha ha ....

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