I Want to Be Beautiful

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I Want to Be Beautiful

Post by Agent Cosmic on Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:37 am

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.? "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too" Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."




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Re: I Want to Be Beautiful

Post by megatails5 on Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:18 pm

how cruel, but soooo bloody funny LMBO or ROFL



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Re: I Want to Be Beautiful

Post by Sir $wat on Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:31 am

lmao.... lol....

gr8 joke...




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Re: I Want to Be Beautiful

Post by Chosen1 on Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:29 pm

awesome ahaha Ahahaha




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