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10 Random Questions You'Ve Never Thought of Asking

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri May 02, 2008 7:53 am

1.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

2.Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?

3.Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

4.What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

5.Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?

6.Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?

7.How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?

8.I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

9.If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

10.What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?


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Re: 10 Random Questions You'Ve Never Thought of Asking

Post by Doctor Inferno on Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:11 am

I'll add one more:

Practice makes perfect, But nobody is perfect, so why practice?


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Re: 10 Random Questions You'Ve Never Thought of Asking

Post by Chosen1 on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:48 am

@Doctor Inferno wrote:I'll add one more:

Practice makes perfect, But nobody is perfect, so why practice?

That's the most logical quote ever! the next time my friends tell me that, i'm gonna say that. Ahahaha

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Re: 10 Random Questions You'Ve Never Thought of Asking

Post by starayx on Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:19 pm

@Doctor Inferno wrote:I'll add one more:

Practice makes perfect, But nobody is perfect, so why practice?


love that.

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