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21 Lines To Make You Smile

Post by Agent Cosmic on 30th August 2009, 8:59 am

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing

10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

12 . The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

13 . Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

14 . Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

15 . Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

16 . Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

17 . Procrastinate Now!

18. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

19. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

20. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

21. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.




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Re: 21 Lines To Make You Smile

Post by skilldegree on 30th August 2009, 10:05 am

I think i like the last 3 the best Big Grin

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