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Post by Agent Cosmic on Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:24 am

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually, his turn came.

Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.

The teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was.

"It's a period," reported Johnnie.

"Well, I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know," said Johnnie. "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."




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Re: Period

Post by Doctor Inferno on Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:08 am

LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Period

Post by Japanese on Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:35 pm

lol?



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Re: Period

Post by Xenos on Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:21 pm

LMBO or ROFLLMBO or ROFLLMBO or ROFLLMBO or ROFLLMBO or ROFLLMBO or ROFLLMBO or ROFLLMBO or ROFL


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Re: Period

Post by Sir $wat on Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:14 pm

hahahahhaa...



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