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Entry Into Heaven

Post by Sir $wat on Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:18 pm

"If I sold my house, my car and had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" Robert asked the children in a school class.
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" Robert asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
"Well," Robert continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"




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Re: Entry Into Heaven

Post by ocean.bluex on Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:25 pm

Smart reply lol

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Re: Entry Into Heaven

Post by ViKtory on Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:01 pm

heh...lol



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Re: Entry Into Heaven

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:03 am

duh... Ahahaha




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