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Post by Sir $wat on Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:14 pm

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened. About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?", asked Bill.
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me," said the driver.
"My God, what did you tell them?", asks Clinton.
The driver replies, "I`m Bill Clinton`s driver, and I just killed the pig."



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Re: Clinton

Post by megatails5 on Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:51 am

hahaha, i get it, nice one swat!



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Re: Clinton

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:06 am

Aahh, took me quite long to get it.




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