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Dusty Underwear

Post by Sir $wat on Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:34 am

One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the Hell is this?” he said to himself as a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. ‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

She replied with a snicker, “It’s not talcum powder honey… it’s Miracle Grow!”



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Re: Dusty Underwear

Post by Agent Cosmic on Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:45 am

He should do the same for her bra.




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Re: Dusty Underwear

Post by megatails5 on Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:25 pm

hahahaha good joke, i agree with cosmic! LOL Banner LOL Banner LOL Banner



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