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How Did Humans Come?

Post by Doctor Inferno on 26th July 2009, 1:41 pm

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."


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Re: How Did Humans Come?

Post by Sir $wat on 26th July 2009, 1:42 pm

lmao.... nice one...



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Re: How Did Humans Come?

Post by megatails5 on 26th July 2009, 8:12 pm

lmao, funny joke, but i think that is a racist joke turned into a sexist one?
I've heard a joke which is something about margret thatcher and michelle obama, with the same punch line....



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Re: How Did Humans Come?

Post by Agent Cosmic on 28th July 2009, 8:46 am

Smart reply...




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Re: How Did Humans Come?

Post by megatails5 on 28th July 2009, 7:25 pm

sarcastic?



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