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Post by Doctor Inferno on Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:37 am

Four men were bragging about how smart
their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,
the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist, and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
'T-square, do your stuff.'

T-square pranced over to the desk,
took out some paper and pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said,
'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned
with a dozen cookies.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good!

But the Chemist said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said,
'Measure, do your stuff.'

Measure got up, walked to the fridge,
took out a quart of milk,
got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard
and poured exactly 8 ounces
without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the
Government Employee and said,
'What can your cat do?'

The Government Employee called his cat and said,
'Coffee Break, do your stuff.'
Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......

ate the cookies..... ..
drank the milk.......
sh-t on the paper.......
screwed the other three cats.......
claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.. .....
put in for Workers' Compensation. ......... .....and
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO
WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!


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Re: 4 Cats

Post by megatails5 on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:41 am

hahaha, soooo true!



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Re: 4 Cats

Post by fatguy on Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:57 pm

LOL

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Re: 4 Cats

Post by ViKtory on Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:36 pm

lol!



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Re: 4 Cats

Post by Sir $wat on Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:27 pm

hahahaha




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Re: 4 Cats

Post by Kyrios1992 on Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:42 am

Hahaha, I love it. That's a good one. LMBO or ROFL

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Re: 4 Cats

Post by taffy_miller on Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:12 am

LMAO!!!

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Re: 4 Cats

Post by xald on Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:12 pm

so friggin accurate

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Re: 4 Cats

Post by arfamow on Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:11 pm

brilliant Hooray!

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