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Where is God?

Post by Doctor Inferno on 17th July 2009, 7:08 am

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that,
if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town
had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her
8-year-old in first that morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice,
sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet,
slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet,
he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude.

God is missing - and they think WE did it!" Ahahaha


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Re: Where is God?

Post by megatails5 on 17th July 2009, 3:20 pm

hahaha!



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Re: Where is God?

Post by Sir $wat on 17th July 2009, 10:21 pm

omg.... lmao.... very nice indeed...



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Re: Where is God?

Post by Safan on 17th July 2009, 11:47 pm

LMBO or ROFL It's hard to find good jokes like this these days

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Re: Where is God?

Post by gloriafairy on 18th July 2009, 2:27 pm

LOL!

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Re: Where is God?

Post by mtowai on 20th July 2009, 2:20 am

now that was funny

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Post by mtowai on 20th July 2009, 2:20 am

now that was funny

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Post by ocean.bluex on 23rd July 2009, 10:54 pm

Haha

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