Boss vs Me.

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Boss vs Me.

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:05 pm

When I take a long time to finish,
I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough.

When I don't do it,
I am lazy.
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy.

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative.

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing.
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating.

When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview.
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked.

When I do good,
my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong,
he never forgets.

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Re: Boss vs Me.

Post by Sir $wat on Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:30 am

well, strive to be the boss

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Re: Boss vs Me.

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:22 pm

Man, if that's real then that's sad.

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