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Post by Doctor Inferno on 15th July 2009, 10:57 am

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and Crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, “Father, remember psalm 129?” The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember psalm 129?” Once again the priest apologized. “Sorry sister, but the mind is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm129. It said, “Go forth and seek; further up, and you will find glory.”



The moral of the story?

Always be well informed in your job; Or you might miss a great opportunity


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Re: Always be well informed

Post by TeReX on 15th July 2009, 1:08 pm

Haha nice

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Post by ocean.bluex on 15th July 2009, 11:15 pm

LOL great joke

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Re: Always be well informed

Post by Origin on 16th July 2009, 7:27 pm

lol good one Smile


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Re: Always be well informed

Post by mtowai on 16th July 2009, 10:44 pm

now that was funny

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Re: Always be well informed

Post by megatails5 on 17th July 2009, 3:19 pm

good 1!



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Re: Always be well informed

Post by Sir $wat on 17th July 2009, 10:24 pm

lol

a moral everyone shud keep in mind...



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