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Onions and Christmas Trees

Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:14 am

Onions and Christmas Trees


A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry"

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."




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Re: Onions and Christmas Trees

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:42 am

LOL! pwned LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Onions and Christmas Trees

Post by Chosen1 on Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:26 am

lmao! the ball are for decoration!

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Re: Onions and Christmas Trees

Post by rattakua on Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:55 am

LOL! Thank You! LMBO or ROFL

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Re: Onions and Christmas Trees

Post by Ace of Spades on Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:42 am

pwned and owned, good job mum!

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Re: Onions and Christmas Trees

Post by hairyboy on Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:46 pm

Nice!

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Re: Onions and Christmas Trees

Post by closedspace on Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:45 pm

LOL Banner
lol! Thats nice!

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Re: Onions and Christmas Trees

Post by rattakua on Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:38 am

I cant help but saying lol to this joke again.


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Re: Onions and Christmas Trees

Post by Jerry Parnell on Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:08 am

I love that one. Its going into my memory forever lol

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Re: Onions and Christmas Trees

Post by corts on Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:20 am

LOLs, that's hilarious. I'm telling my wife this. LMBO or ROFL

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Re: Onions and Christmas Trees

Post by zaviershk on Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:00 pm

LOL!


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