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What Am I?

Post by Doctor Inferno on Thu 25 Jun 2009, 4:18 pm

What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?

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Re: What Am I?

Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:31 pm

That was my first thought when it said,"little hairs on one end", really. But the hole on the other end is weird. I've never seen a toothbrush with a hole.

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