Old Lady and the Doctor

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Old Lady and the Doctor

Post by Doctor Inferno on 21st June 2009, 11:17 am

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - although still silent - stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..."


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Re: Old Lady and the Doctor

Post by Agent Cosmic on 21st June 2009, 11:22 am

LOL, that's a good joke.




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Re: Old Lady and the Doctor

Post by Sir $wat on 23rd June 2009, 1:48 am

lmao... lmao

good joke



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