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Male & Female Procedures

Post by Agent Cosmic on 5th June 2009, 8:17 am

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM

machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their

vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their

accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have

been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender."

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MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the

machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive

distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.


10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside

back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.


16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of

checkbook.


18. Re-check makeup.


19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled
engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.




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Re: Male & Female Procedures

Post by Doctor Inferno on 5th June 2009, 10:42 am

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Re: Male & Female Procedures

Post by Sir $wat on 6th June 2009, 2:59 am

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