10 commandments of a teenager
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10 commandments of a teenager
by Doctor Inferno on Fri 03 Oct 2008, 9:11 pm
1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer , not to mention to be cheaper.)
3) thou shall not steal from k-mart.
(walmart has a bigger selection)
4) thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you about this)
5) thou shall not steal from your parents.
(who knows grandma has more money)
6) thou shall not get into fights.
(cat fight anyhow...just start them)
7) thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)
9) thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says,"just do it")
10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)
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(why wait that long)
2) thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer , not to mention to be cheaper.)
3) thou shall not steal from k-mart.
(walmart has a bigger selection)
4) thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you about this)
5) thou shall not steal from your parents.
(who knows grandma has more money)
6) thou shall not get into fights.
(cat fight anyhow...just start them)
7) thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)
9) thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says,"just do it")
10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)
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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager
by jojozzzzz on Sun 05 Oct 2008, 9:27 pm
Lol nice one
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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager
by techy on Fri 16 Jan 2009, 3:47 pm
Nice lines Doc 
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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager
by extordin on Sat 17 Jan 2009, 7:01 pm
lol!!
10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)
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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager
by guest on Sun 18 Jan 2009, 7:12 pm
Thanks for the article 
Cheers!
Cheers!
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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager
by charvie on Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:05 pm
how did you know this doc? are you a teenager yourself? 
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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager
by charvie on Wed 28 Jan 2009, 4:40 pm
i wonder? 
quite unbelievable though 
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