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10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri 03 Oct 2008, 6:11 am

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer , not to mention to be cheaper.)

3) thou shall not steal from k-mart.
(walmart has a bigger selection)

4) thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you about this)

5) thou shall not steal from your parents.
(who knows grandma has more money)

6) thou shall not get into fights.
(cat fight anyhow...just start them)

7) thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)

9) thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says,"just do it")

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)


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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by purple on Fri 03 Oct 2008, 2:38 pm

ha ha lol. those are funny

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Bestiie on Fri 03 Oct 2008, 10:19 pm

Lol nice.

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Sir $wat on Sat 04 Oct 2008, 5:31 am

ha...




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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by jojozzzzz on Sun 05 Oct 2008, 6:27 am

Lol nice one



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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by zaviershk on Sun 05 Oct 2008, 10:25 pm

Haha. Funny


RAW!!

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by guest on Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:39 am

lol this is the best.

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by techy on Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47 am

Nice lines Doc


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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Dances t on Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:46 am

Great stuff lols

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Guest on Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:07 am

Nice. Very nice

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by extordin on Sat 17 Jan 2009, 4:01 am

lol!!

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)



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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by guest on Sun 18 Jan 2009, 4:12 am

Thanks for the article


Cheers!

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by charvie on Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:05 am

how did you know this doc? are you a teenager yourself?




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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Doctor Inferno on Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:35 am

Yep!


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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by charvie on Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:40 am

i wonder? :hmm: quite unbelievable though




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