10 commandments of a teenager
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10 commandments of a teenager
1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer , not to mention to be cheaper.)
3) thou shall not steal from k-mart.
(walmart has a bigger selection)
4) thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you about this)
5) thou shall not steal from your parents.
(who knows grandma has more money)
6) thou shall not get into fights.
(cat fight anyhow...just start them)
7) thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)
9) thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says,"just do it")
10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)
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(why wait that long)
2) thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer , not to mention to be cheaper.)
3) thou shall not steal from k-mart.
(walmart has a bigger selection)
4) thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you about this)
5) thou shall not steal from your parents.
(who knows grandma has more money)
6) thou shall not get into fights.
(cat fight anyhow...just start them)
7) thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)
9) thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says,"just do it")
10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)
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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager
Lol nice.

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager
Nice lines Doc 

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager
lol!!

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager
how did you know this doc? are you a teenager yourself? 


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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager
i wonder?
:hmm: quite unbelievable though 
:hmm: quite unbelievable though 

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