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10 commandments of a teenager

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10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri 3 Oct - 8:11

First topic message reminder :

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer , not to mention to be cheaper.)

3) thou shall not steal from k-mart.
(walmart has a bigger selection)

4) thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you about this)

5) thou shall not steal from your parents.
(who knows grandma has more money)

6) thou shall not get into fights.
(cat fight anyhow...just start them)

7) thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)

9) thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says,"just do it")

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)


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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by guest on Thu 12 Mar - 14:12

wasnt funny

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by jairus on Fri 13 Mar - 22:38

Hahaha.

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Re: 10 commandments of a teenager

Post by Jerry Parnell on Sat 14 Mar - 5:08

My favorite:

9) thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says,"just do it")




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